ghostofvangoghsear:

This is SO fucking cute. A 90 year old lesbian couple. They’ve been together for 65 years! Now that is love.

“ After 65 years, these two women just keep on “enjoying each other’s company.”  How many “straight couples” have been together through 12 different presidential administrations?  Carey Leto, 90, and Venera Magazzu, 92, now living together in Tampa, Fla., will celebrate their 65 year old relationship this summer with a trip back to New York City, where their union began.”

“Together since “the Great Depression”

ladycole:

YEAH I gots new suspenders! WHAT?

(Source: avocadosalad)

nailtipflips:

 What’s better than Flip Cup? GAY FLIP CUP LEAGUE that’s what.

folkinz:

i’ve thought about posting one of those ‘it gets better’ videos and have come up with so many excuses for not doing it since i saw the original video. as i started writing this and then deleted it i thought to myself, why would anyone want to hear what i have to say? i often think about that…

Ohhhhh Kristen…please come out and join us. 

This is why we’re gay.

We don’t seem to have this problem with our girlfriends.

abbyjean:

diamonds: the socially acceptable way to tell that bitch to shut up.

30+ years old, no job, and he lives with his parents? Where do I sign up?!

Because you really can’t “pray away the gay”.

avocadosalad:

“She is anatomically consistent with a real person. She has three inputs so …. what you can think of … for a woman … she can do,” Hines assured the audience in a promotional video. “But she can do a little more than a woman. In all of her inputs, she has sensors that can sense when she’s being touched.” Hines proceeds to finger the spreadeagled bot, while it moans “Stop that. Oooooh!” in a voice that sounds like a cross between an answer ing service and a phone-sex operator”

Sex the way God intended it—between a man and a woman shaped mechanism. None of that gay stuff, we gotta protect society from them perverts.

Git ‘er done.

“A woman who began her sexual exploration in the lesbian-leaning nineties would be in her thirties now. Is it unreasonable to suggest her biological clock could also affect her sexual proclivities?”

Women absolutely need to have children, and they will go against their sexuality if they have to!

“It is hardly a stretch, then, to suggest that the reason modern men are more ably attracting hasbians is that modern men are, quite simply, offering these women something close to what they had before.”

Women were only lesbians before because men weren’t sensitive enough—now that that’s changed, who needs to be gay?

What an awful boring predictable hetero show

Kathy Griffin is one lucky lady.