avocadosalad:

Alice: I don’t get it! What do you want from me?! What do you want?!
Dana: …

**Sorry about all The L Word posts. I guess they’re just my way of grieving.**

Still grieving.

avocadosalad:

Dana: Oh look. Heyyyyyy.
Alice: No that’s—
Sales Clerk: Oh that’s a butt plug. The boys really like those because they get right inside and tickle the prostate. Although, the girls do like them too. If you use it with a harness you can detach the dildo, leave the butt plug inside while you do other things.
Dana: What, like the dishes?

(via avocadosalad)

avocadosalad:

Tegan: Do you know who’s a lesbian?
Sara: Dana Fairbanks!
Dana: I am not!

Tegan & Sara + The L Word = Super Gay

avocadosalad:

“Mr. Piddles? There’s something important I have to tell you. You remember Lara? How she used to come over all the time, and stay over some times, and we’d move around a lot and….together—Mr.Piddles, Lara’s gay…….so am I. Do you still love me?”